TGI Saturday
Advertiser Staff
The √ indicates admission is $5 or less, or free. Full-price admission is listed; the * denotes discounts (or free) for students, seniors, military, members, children and/or advance purchase. Call venue for details.
SPECIAL EVENT
√ King Kamehameha Celebration Floral Parade; 8:30 a.m.; beginning at King and Richards streets, on to Ala Moana, merging on to Kalakaua Avenue and ending at Kapi'olani Park; free; 586-0333.
CONCERTS
√ B.E.T., performing and autographing "Big Every Time"; 2 p.m.; Borders, Ward Centre; free; 591-8995.
√ Eddie Kamae & The Sons of Hawai'i, Summer 2007 Sunset Serenade Concert Series; 5:30 p.m.; Hawaii Kai Towne Center, Waterfront Stage; free; 941-0440.
Ozzie Kotani, slack key; 7:30 p.m.; Atherton Performing Arts Studio; sold out; 955-8821.
DANCE
Latin Dance Night-Salsa Make Over!; 6-10 p.m.; Atherton YMCA, 1810 University Ave.; $8*; 256-7556, 739-9666.
STAGE
"Honk!," musical tale of "The Ugly Duckling" presented by O'ahu Arts Center; premieres 7:30 p.m.; Mililani Mauka Community Park; $10-$15; 848-7632.
"The Lieutenant of Inishmore," a very dark (and bloody) comedy about terrorism, 8 p.m., The Actors Ohana at The Academy of Film and Television, 1174 Waimanu St., No. A; $15*; 550-8457, www.honoluluboxoffice.com.
"Teacher, Teacher," a college English teacher loses her cool and lashes out at her students, but one takes her words to heart, 8 p.m., Kumu Kahua Theatre; $5-$16; 536-4441, www.kumukahua.org.
FILMS
"Ever Since the World Ended" (2001), 1, 4 and 7:30 p.m., Doris Duke Theatre; $7*; www.honoluluacademy.org, 532-8768.
√ "The Graduate" (1967), 2, 4, 6 and 8 p.m., Movie Museum; $5*; 735-8771.
COMEDY
Ken Whitener, comedy hypnotist; doors open at 7 p.m., show at 8; Sharkey's Comedy Club; $20; 531-4242, www.sharkeyscomedyclub.com.
NATURE
Family Hike, climb to the top of Kalahe'e Ridge following a switchback trail; 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m.; Waimea Valley Audubon Center; $11*; 638-9199.
FAIRS & FESTIVALS
√ Ulupo Heiau Ho'ike, with cultural demonstrations, hula, Hawaiian music, educational exhibits, Hawaiian food and more; 9 a.m.-2 p.m.; Ulupo Heiau State Historical Park and Windward YMCA, 1200 Kailua Road; free; www.kailuahawaiiancivicclub.com.
Body Mind Spirit Expo, with spiritual healers, lectures, massage therapists, chiropractors, astrologers, physics, yoga, herbs and supplements, nutrition, aromatherapy and more; 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Hawai'i Convention Center; $8; www.bmse.net.
√ 50th State Fair, with rides, food booths, entertainment, beer garden, shows, Lloyd concert (7:30 p.m.) and more; 12 p.m.-12 a.m.; Aloha Stadium, lower parking lot; $5*; www.ekfernandez.com.
√ Pan-Pacific Taiko Festival; 1:30-3:30 p.m.; Royal Hawaiian Shopping Center stage; free; 342-9946, www.pan-pacific-festival.com.
ETC.
√ Volunteer service trip, O'ahu Invasive Species Committee; 8 a.m.-2 p.m.; Church of the Crossroads; free; 286-4616.
√ "Learn How to Use the Master Genealogist and Family Tree Maker," with Honolulu County Genealogical Society; 9 a.m.; Manoa Gardens Community Center, 2790-9 Kahaloa Drive; free; 695-5761.
√ Na Hana No'eau o Ka Pakipika - Artistic Endeavors of the Pacific, with entertainment, food booths, craft demonstrations, arts and displays; 9 a.m.; Kapi'olani Park; free; 586-0333.
√ The Almost New Music Sale, with gently used DVDs, CDs, LPs, videotapes and more; 9-11 a.m. Hawaii Public Radio members only, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. general public; Ward Warehouse, Kewalo and Kaka'ako Rooms; $5 donation; 955-8821.
√ Hawaiian Craft & Music Workshops; 9 a.m.-12 p.m.; Ko'olaupoko Hawaiian Civic Club, 46-005 Kawa St., suite 209; free, donations accepted; 235-8111.
√ Vintage sale, with antiques, furniture, garden items, clothing and more; 9 a.m.-2 p.m.; Waioli Tea Room, 2950 Manoa Road; free; 226-3526, 722-1417.
√ "The Hawaiian Quilt ... The Tradition Continues," more than 60 quilts showcased from Hawai'i and Japan; 9:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Outrigger Reef Hotel; free; 524-0394.
√ Designer Saturday, with Kathy Norton; 10-11 a.m.; Honolulu Design Center; free; www.honoluludesigncenter.com.
√ Drive-through fundraiser, proceeds benefit a colleague's medical expenses; 11 a.m.-1 p.m.; Outback Steakhouse, Hawaii Kai Towne Center; $10 meal; 396-7576.
√ Second Saturday, "String Fling - Wind It, Weave It, Spin It, Fling It!" featuring art demonstrations from Hawai'i Stitchery and Fiber Arts Guild, mini-tours of art galleries; 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Hawai'i State Art Museum; free; 586-0900.
√ Sunset on the Beach, with entertainment and film about Japanese singer Misora Hibari; 4-10 p.m.; Queen's Surf Beach, Waikiki; free; 923-1094.
√ Saturday Nite Slam!, Hawai'i Championship Wrestling featuring Manu Samoa, Kaimana, Kaniala, Zero Tolerance, Big Daddy Frank, Mr. Spa Fitness and more; 7 p.m.; Tropics, Schofield Barracks; $5; 655-0002.
"Spotlight on the Arts," musical revue with Jade Stice, Jodi Leong, John Bryan, Sonya Mendez, Michael Bright and more; 7:30 p.m.; Paliku Theatre; $50; 235-7310, www.etickethawaii.com.
"Coconut Joe and the Bicycle Perspectives," multimedia art presentation with live music and video presentation of Island photography; 8 p.m.; The ARTS at Marks Garage; $15*; 550-8457, www.honoluluboxoffice.com.
ONE-TIME GIGS
Metalfest, 30 bands, two stages of metal, hardcore and punk, featuring Eights Amber, Green Eyes, Mad Spirit, The 86 List, Marriot Hatchet and more; 4 p.m.; Anna Bannana's; 946-5190, www.underworldevents.com.
Lawrence Kidder; 4-7 p.m.; Ala Moana Center, Mai Tai Bar; also Ka'ala Boys; 9:30 p.m.-12:30 a.m.; 947-2900.
Celtic Waves; 5-8 p.m.; O'Toole's Irish Pub; 536-4138.
Keau; 6:30-10:30 p.m.; Akoni's Sports Bar and Grill, 1270 N. King St.; 841-0456.
Resistor, alternative; 8:30 p.m.-12 a.m.; Gordon Biersch; 599-4877.
Big Dawg, Led Zeppelin tribute band; 9 p.m.; Kemo'o Farms, The Pub; 621-1835.
Karaoke Jam Night; 9 p.m.-12 a.m.; OnStage Drinks and Grinds; 306-7799.
Lost At Sea, reggae dancehall band; 9 p.m.-1 a.m.; The Riverloft, 186 N. King St.; 286-1768.
M-urge; 9 p.m.-1 a.m.; Monterey Bay Canners, Pearlridge; 484-3555.
Bongo Tribe, classic rock, alternative; 9 p.m.-1:30 a.m.; Sand Island R&B Club; 847-5001.
Piranha Brothers; 9 p.m.-1:30 a.m.; Irish Rose Saloon; 947-3414.
Irie Souls, reggae; 9 p.m.-2 a.m.; Sound/House; 526-0200.
Local Vocal Summer Edition, with Koa'uka, Top Heavy, Natural Soul and DJ Mike D; doors open at 10 p.m.; Pipeline Cafe; 589-1999.
Natural Vibrations, roots reggae; 10 p.m.; Boardriders Bar & Grill; 261-4600.
DANCE VENUES
Pau Hana Party; 4:30 p.m.; Ocean Club; 531-8444.
Taste, rock, R&B, soul with DJ Ryan Sean and more; 5 p.m.-4 a.m.; Aaron's, Ala Moana Hotel; 955-4466.
DJ Rod el Moreno, salsa dancing; 8:30 p.m.-12 a.m.; Dream to Dance, 661 Auahi St., No. 201; 734-0264.
Double Joy Disco; 9 p.m.-2 a.m.; thirtyninehotel; 599-2552.
DJ SailorGloom, new wave, synthpop and '80s, 18 and older; 9 p.m.-2 a.m.; Pink Cadillac; 946-6499.
Sic Wid It, with DJs Epic One and Jrama, 21 and older; 9 p.m.-2 a.m.; Wonder Lounge at the Wonderland, W Honolulu; 922-3734.
DJ Cool Cameron, country and classic rock; 9 p.m.-4 a.m.; Nashville Waikiki; 926-7911.
Fire, with James Coles and United DJs Winnie, Peter Lau and Blake, gogo dancers, 18 and older; 9 p.m.- 4 a.m.; Lulu's Waikiki Surf Club; 926-5222.
House of Isis, with DJs Big John, Billy G, 21 and older; 9 p.m.-4 a.m.; Zanzabar; 924-3939.
Little Chill, '70s, '80s and '90s music; 9 p.m.-4 a.m.; Rumours; 955-4811.
Spice, 23 and older; 9 p.m.-4 a.m.; Ocean Club; 531-8444.
Piranha Brothers; 9:15 p.m.-1 a.m.; Richters Sports Saloon, Discovery Bay; 947-3776.
Chemistry, featuring DJs Trancis and Peter, 21 and older; 9:30 p.m.-2 a.m.; Longhi's; 947-9899.
The Monkey Bar, with DJs delve1der and XL, 21 and older; 9:30 p.m.-2 a.m.; Ciao Mein Restaurant at the Hyatt Regency Waikiki; www.verticaljunkies.com.
Stone Groove Saturdays, with Albert New III; 9:30 p.m.-2 a.m.; Panama Hattie's; 485-8226.
Paper Doll Revue Drag Show; 9:45 p.m.; Fusion Waikiki; also, Men of Fusion male revue; 12 a.m.; 924-2422.
A Midsummer Night's Trance, Euro dance and trance; 10 p.m.; Club Promo, 325 Seaside Ave.; 351-1597.
Salsa Sabado En La Noche, with DJs and Las Friikiitona's models, 18 and older; 10 p.m.-1:45 a.m.; Cafe Che Pasta; 524-0004.
The A-List, with DJs Ross Jackson and Vertigo; 10 p.m.-2 a.m.; Bar 35; 537-3535.
Electro1yfe, with DJs Monkey, Toki and Vince; 10 p.m.-2 a.m.; Indigo Eurasian Cuisine; 521-2900.
The Light, 21 and older; 10 p.m.-2 a.m.; The O Lounge; 944-8436.
Refresh, with DJs Revise, Stetru and Careless; 10 p.m.-2 a.m.; Brew Moon; 593-0088.
Ultra, '80s nu-wave dance hits and electroclash remixes; 10 p.m.-2:30 a.m.; Galaxy Nightclub; www.clubzone.com/c/Honolulu.
The Next Level and Speakeasy, with Direct Descendants and the Nitelite Crew, 21 and older; 10 p.m.-4 a.m.; The Living Room, Fisherman's Wharf; 395-2100.
Las Venus, 18 and older; 11:30 p.m.; Venus Nightclub; also, all-male revue; 9 p.m.; 951-8671.
LOUNGE ACTS
Sefa Tuai and Shanelle Sanborn; 7:30-9 a.m.; ResortQuest Waikiki Beach Hotel; 922-2511.
Elaine Spencer Duo; 8-10 a.m.; The Royal Hawaiian hotel, Surf Room; 923-7311.
Brannon Kealoha; 12-2:30 p.m.; Shore Bird Restaurant & Beach Bar; 922-2887.
Halawa, contemporary Hawaiian; 12-2:30 p.m., Nico's At Pier 38; 540-1377.
'Ualei; 1-3 p.m.; Tiki's Grill & Bar; 923-8454.
Art Kalahiki; 3-6 p.m.; Hilton Hawaiian Village, Tropics; 949-4321.
Mikey and Shawn; 3-7:30 p.m.; Coconut Willy's; 923-9454.
Concerts on the Beach, with Ka'ala Boys; 4-6 p.m.; Duke's Canoe Club Waikiki; 922-2268.
Ledward Ka'apana, with hula; 4:15-7:15 p.m.; The Royal Hawaiian hotel, Mai Tai Bar; 923-7311.
Sam Doval and Rod Tanu; 4:30-8:30 p.m.; Shore Bird Restaurant & Beach Bar; 922-2887.
Johnny Helm; 5-7 p.m.; Tiki's Grill & Bar; 923-8454.
Fred and Joe Yuen; 5-7 p.m.; Holokai Grill; 924-7245.
Barry Choy; 5-8 p.m.; Don Ho's Island Grill; 528-0807.
Guy Cruz and friends; 5-8 p.m.; Hula's Bar & Lei Stand; 923-0669.
Jim Hubbard; 5-8 p.m.; Kelley O'Neil's; 926-1777.
Kristie Ching, Albert Maligmat (upper deck) and Meleana Brown, Rockwell Fukino (lower deck); 5:15 p.m.; Navatek I, Pier 6; 973-1311.
Starr Lutu, Lenny Keys and Del Choy, jazz; 5:30-8 p.m.; Star of Honolulu; 983-7827.
Bobby From Kauai, piano; 6 p.m.; The Dragon Upstairs, 1038 Nu'uanu Ave.; 526-1411.
A Polynesian Beat, with Kahale Richardson's Halau; 6-8:30 p.m.; Sheraton Waikiki hotel, poolside; 922-4422.
Dominic Leonard and Eric Petersen, blues; 6-9 p.m.; Planet Hollywood; 924-7877.
Kumuhau; 6-9 p.m.; Sam Choy's Breakfast Lunch & Crab; 545-7979.
Miles Jackson Trio, jazz; 6-9 p.m.; Mariposa; 951-3420.
Nohelani Cypriano Polynesian Show; 6-9 p.m.; Sheraton Moana Surfrider, Banyan Veranda; 922-3111.
Black Sand, jazz; 6-10 p.m.; Ohana East, Chuck's Cellar; 923-4488.
Sam Kapu Band; 6:15-9:30 p.m.; Sheraton Princess Kaiulani, poolside; 922-5811.
Five O'Clock Shadow, with Jesse and John; 6:30-9 p.m.; Nashville Waikiki; 926-7911.
Tradewinds, relive the classics; 6:30-9 p.m.; Miramar at Waikiki hotel, Banana Patch Lounge; 922-2077.
Old Hawaiian Nights Concert, with 3 Scoops Aloha; 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Waikiki Beach Marriott, Moana Terrace; 922-6611.
Audy Kimura, guitar/vocals; 6:30-10 p.m.; Hy's Steak House; 922-5555.
Jeff Peterson, guitar; 6:30-10 p.m.; Michel's in the Colony Surf; 923-6552.
Sista Robi and friends; 6:45-8:45 p.m.; Chai's Island Bistro; 585-0011.
Fire-knife show; 6:55 and 7:55 p.m.; Sheraton Waikiki hotel, poolside; 922-4422.
Haumea and Weymouth, with Auntie Welina; 7-9 p.m.; Hula Grill Waikiki; 923-4852.
Ho'ike Trio; 7-9 p.m.; Brew Moon Waikiki/Local Motion; 955-9045.
Jon Osorio and Stephen Brown, contemporary Hawaiian; 7-9 p.m.; Kona Brewing Co.'s Koko Marina Pub; 394-5662.
Soul Cafe; 7-10 p.m.; Hyatt Regency Waikiki, Elegant Dive; 923-1234.
Sefa Tuai, contemporary; 7-10 p.m.; Turtle Bay Resort, Bay Club; 293-6000.
20 Degrees North; 7:30-9:30 p.m.; Tiki's Grill & Bar; 923-8454.
Baron Bento Trio, with hula; 7:30-10:30 p.m.; The Royal Hawaiian hotel, Mai Tai Bar; 923-7311.
David Swanson; 7:30-11 p.m.; The Kahala, Veranda; 739-8760.
Tito Berinobis, contemporary; 7:30 p.m.-12 a.m.; Chart House; 941-6660.
The Geezers, classic country; 8 p.m.; Hanks Cafe Honolulu; 526-1410.
Shirley Walker Band; 8 p.m.; Coconut Willy's; 923-9454.
Mark Yim Duo; 8-11 p.m.; Hilton Hawaiian Village, Tapa Bar; 949-4321.
Kailua Bay Buddies; 8-11 p.m.; Hilton Hawaiian Village, Shell Bar; 949-4321.
Olomana; 8 p.m.-12 a.m.; Hilton Hawaiian Village, Paradise Lounge; 949-4321.
Sonny Silva, jazz and classical guitarist; 8:30 p.m.; Brasserie Du Vin, 1115 Bethel St.; 545-1115.
Cory Oliveros, contemporary; 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Kincaid's; 591-2005.
Na Kama; 8:30-11:30 p.m.; The Cheesecake Factory; 924-5001.
Lenny Keyes and Rocky Holmes, jazz; 8:30 p.m.-12:30 a.m.; Halekulani, Lewers Lounge; 923-2311.
The Cosmopolitan Jazz Trio, jazz with Zig Noda, Howard Nett and Alex Morrison; 9 p.m.; The Dragon Upstairs, 1038 Nu'uanu Ave.; 526-1411.
Natural T, blues rock; 9 p.m.; Arnold's Waikiki; 924-6887.
Keith Scott, piano/vocals, comedy and sing-alongs; 9 p.m.-12 a.m.; Da Smoke House; 946-0233.
Alika Souza and Shawn Ishimoto; 9 p.m.-1 a.m.; Shore Bird Restaurant & Beach Bar; 922-2887.
Doolin' Rakes; 9 p.m.-1 a.m.; O'Toole's Irish Pub; 536-4138.
James Ronstadt and The Shuffle-kings; 9 p.m.-1 a.m.; Kelley O'Neil's; 926-1777.
Khanobi'z Holidaye, acoustic alternative rock; 9 p.m.-1 a.m.; Formaggio; 739-7719.
Shining Star; 9 p.m.-1 a.m.; Sheraton Waikiki hotel, Esprit Lounge; 921-4600.
Cosmopolitan Jazz Trio, with Zig Noda, Howard Nett and Alex Morrison; 9 p.m.-1:30 a.m.; The Dragon Upstairs; 526-1411.
Joe Kingston; 9:30-11:30 p.m.; Sheraton Princess Kaiulani lounge; 922-5811.
Fat Jazz Saturdays, modern and groove jazz with Newjass Quartet; 9:30 p.m.-12:30 a.m.; Sam Choy's Diamond Head; 21 and older; 732-8645.
Tempo Valley, New York urban jazz; 9:30 p.m.-1:30 a.m.; Jazz Minds Art & Cafe; 945-0800.
Johnny Helm; 10 p.m.-12 a.m.; Tiki's Grill & Bar; 923-8454.
Haumea Warrington; 10 p.m.- 12 a.m.; Duke's Waikiki, Barefoot Bar; 922-2268.
DJs Rude Dogg and Master Mind, hip-hop, R&B, top 40, reggae and reggaeton, 21 and older; 10 p.m.-4 a.m.; Da Big Kahuna Waikiki; 923-0033.
Brendan; 1:30-3:30 a.m.; Kelley O'Neil's; 926-1777.