Miss California USA Carrie Prejean, who stirred up trouble for herself when she said gays shouldn't be allowed to marry, got two dreaded words from pageant poobah Donald Trump yesterday: "You're fired."

Trump and other pageant leaders said Prejean was being sacked not because of the remarks but because she hadn't been holding up her end of the agreement she signed when she entered the pageant.

"Carrie is a beautiful young woman and I wish her well as she pursues her other interests," Trump said.

ALBA APOLOGIZES FOR OKLAHOMA VANDALISM

Jessica Alba ... a vandal?

Photos have surfaced that appear to show her defacing Oklahoma City property with posters of a great white shark, and police are investigating.

Police Sgt. Gary Knight said yesterday that investigators have not interviewed Alba, who co-starred in the "Fantastic Four" movies as well as "Sin City" and "Good Luck Chuck." She's in Oklahoma filming "The Killer Inside Me," which co-stars Casey Affleck and Kate Hudson. The 28-year-old actress released a statement to apologize.

Photos that apparently show Alba gluing posters and posing before the defaced billboard were posted to the site of blogger White Mike, but later removed.

QUEEN LATIFAH REVEALS CHILDHOOD ABUSE

Queen Latifah has revealed a traumatic chapter of her personal life: The singer-actress was sexually abused as a child.

In the latest issue of Essence magazine, Latifah says the abuse occurred over a period of time, and at the hands of a teenager charged with watching her.

According to Latifah, she never told anyone about the abuse. Instead, she "buried" the secret and "kept people at an arm's distance."

The 39-year-old entertainer, whose new album "Persona" arrives in July, says the abuse affected her relationships. She eventually told her parents, and has gone through therapy to come to terms with what happened.

WAIKIKI SHOW LOOKING FOR DANCERS

"Heartbeat Hawaii," the new theatrical production set to debut at Level 4, needs eight male and six female dancers.

Auditions have been set for 10 a.m. Saturday and June 18. Registration for both days is 9 a.m. Auditions will be held at the Royal Hawaiian Theatre, on the fourth floor of the Royal Hawaiian Center.

For more information, call 931-6200.